So Evie has pica again, despite my best efforts. Today we caught her trying to lick up spilt bleach. >.This follow her rolling in diluted bleach a few days ago, so now she has to be locked in my bedroom when mopping/cleaning is happening ( Read more... )

My life is fraught with danger. Like… gutter cleaning. Some of you think I am being sarcastic and some of you (those who have, for example, seen my house) already have your heart in your mouth.

( For those of you who haven’t ever been to my house, the highest part of my roof is three and a half stories high. )

So I had four fecking hours stuck in Geelong yesterday after rehearsals. After I got sick of harassing people on facebook, I decided to go to the cinema and see Saw IV.

( Cut: in which Tag is the victim of an attempted mugging, sees naked people and is repeatedly asked on dates by small children. Oh you WISH I was kidding… )

I was going to post about how awesome Armageddon was and how surreal it was to see cast members of Serenity/Firefly and Stargate Atlantis, however certain events today have me a little flummoxed ( Read more... )

I don’t remember much of last night ( Read more... )

If I had to describe the most horrible, humiliating and disgusting thing I could imagine happening to me, I know what I would say without any form of hesitation ( Read more... )

So my mother caught me sleeping on the floor again ( Read more... )

Things I would expect plumbers to have the sense not to do ( Read more... )